Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Thanks to the lovely conversations captainjames has with his sister I find myself writing my first ever R rated (and slash) fic at four in the morning. As though that were not enough, it's historical RPS.

I'm also blaming this Wellington quote: Hard pounding, gentlemen. Let's see who pounds the longest.

Grace
Characters: Wellington, Napoleon
Rating: R

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</span>( Trust the compulsion. )
This was possibly the weirdest thing I've written.